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Cougar-town

Jules: Ellie, I had to titi in the yard.
Ellie: Why wouldn't you just go in the shower?
Jules: Gross.

Grayson: You know, as a parent.
Jules: As a parent? You just found out you were a Dad 48 hours ago.
Ellie: Yeah, come down Day 2. Now, as a parent of several years what I think-
Jules: I'll let you finish that thought if you can tell me where your child is right now.
Ellie: I'm out.

You have a lost and found Bang Box? Disgusting.

Jules: When I rank all the things that make me want to die it goes: books, snakes, PBS, acapella.

He's a group exploder. It's a gift.

You're the kiss master.

Jules: Roleplayahs!
Grayson: You have the right to remain naked!

Tom: They made my garden gnomes gay.
Jules: Actually, that was me Tom.

Tom: The Bicycle Boys stole my fountain.
Jules: [Gasp]
Grayson: No!
Andy: Come on!
Ellie: Damn them!

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