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Cougar-town

So you think Bobby and I could produce a doctor? [Jules and Grayson both laugh]

When you get up from that ottoman I'd go get a pregnancy test.

Jules: Way to go new guy.
Grayson: New guy? I am a key member of this group. I provide the sizzle.

Jules: Still, Ellie thinks she's horrible, and we all agree with her.
Grayson: Oh.

Dead mom high five!

Jules: What are you guys doing here anyway?
Travis: We're stealing-
Jules: -I'm in! I love it when we do things as a family!

Jules: No one gets any wine until they say something nice about Ellie.
Laurie: I'm going to a bar.

Ellie: You're not crazy about the ditzy, trashy, fake blonde, fake tan, fake boobs, club skank you one-night standed to make that baby.
Jules: She says it better.

Mother of God I gotta drink!

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