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Cougar-town

Pale and tan swirl.

Why do these stars have names on them?

I just want to give him a memory that is so great that he will never forget it.

Sweetie, I'd let other people do the cons.

So all shoplifters are magicians?

If you don't want to be someone's bitch, you gotta get ripped.

Get crabbin' bitch.

Jules: When did you get so good at lying?
Ellie: There's no shortcut. Just practice, practice, practice.

Jules: Time for family dinner.
Grayson: Uh, if it's family, then why is she here?
Ellie: What am I supposed to do eat with Andy? I did that yesterday.

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