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Cougar-town

Grayson: You're not my Mom.
Jules: Don't sass me! I am not in the mood.

Jules: So you're telling me that you didn't wear kneepads because the other guys were making fun of you?
Grayson: And because I'm not a baby.

This is my fault. I should have written a note by the phone that says "Bobby, do not answer my phone." Oh, I was wrong here it is.

He's like a newborn calf on wheels.

One Soy Latte for Lady J. Love Explosion.

You know how hard it is to shower when you don't have a shower?

Ellie: You use four towels every shower
Jules: Face, body, hair, feet!

Laurie: Wait, why do we have to have coffee over here?
Jules: 'Cause wherever I am is where we have coffee.
Ellie: But this is horrible.

I'm gonna need a bigger boat.

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