Cougar Town

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Oh my. To see Grayson cry would be like seeing....a double-rainbow.

See you soon. Stupid Circle of Anger.

I love Valentine's day. I don't care if I get flowers or deer skin.

Circle of love. Feel it in your hearts..

You know, when you put love out in the world, it always comes back to you.

Jules: The more the merrier. So we'll ask Tom to play.
Tom: Oh I'd love to!
Jules: Way to keep it weird, Tom.

Jules: Why me? Why do you want to torture me with your filthy stories?
Barb: You used to be one of us. Stalking young prey without mercy or shame.
Jules: When are people going to understand that's not me anymore. What do I have to do? Change my name.
Barb: You'll be back. The filth is strong in you.

Jules: Ellie, friend test.
Ellie: Fine, I'll come.
Bobby: Friend test?
Jules: Yeah. It's when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something. I came up with it.
Trav: Sounds like you.

(to Ellie) It's daylight. Why aren't you over at my house yet.

Jules: I would like some of that fancy wine.
Ellie: Do it Wayne.
Jules: Oh no! I brought my own glass. It's big Carl. Fill em up.

(to Ellie) That's why I love you. Because you are so comfortable in your own skin.

(to Ellie) Stop right there! Girlfriends don't talk about each other behind their backs. (Laughter breaks out)

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