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Jonathan: 'I love you more than you know. Jonathan.'
Suzanne: That was a nice note. But you don't have to read your name in the end.
Jonathan: I know. I'm very literal-minded. You know that.

It's dangerous to go cold turkey - I'm down to white wine.

These one hitters should really be called three hitters.

George

Jonathan: I still like the way pot makes me think - maybe it's healthy.
Suzanne: Pot is not healthy.
Jonathan: They give it to cancer patients.
Suzanne: You don't have cancer.
Jonathan: Not yet...

Jonathon: I can help people.
Ray: Are you delusional?

Ray: You mind if I smoke pot in here?
George: Can I have some?

Ray: You can't do that. That's illegal.
Jonathan: I say that I'm not license. And that makes it more legal... ish.

Woman: You're the private cop?
Jonathan: Yes. Or detective. Or investigator. They all work.

I've always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Make me think of my childhood.

Jonathon
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Men face reality. Women don't. That why men need to drink.

George

I've always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Make me think of my childhood.

Jonathon