Elena: That's what they call it?
Jeremy: That's what Anna calls it. There's not an official brochure or anything.

Damon: You might have a concussion.
Jeremy: Thanks for the concern, dick.

Matt: I don't know why I let you talk me into this.
Jeremy: It's because she's your sister. And you have a chance to help her.

Jeremy: You did like it, right?
Bonnie: Yeah. I liked it.

Bonnie: Overnight, you turned into this hot guy, who's really hot and...
Jeremy: You think I'm hot?

Damon: You came here to kill me?
Jeremy: Well, it's only fair. You killed me first.

Jeremy: I don't need an escort to my room.
Bonnie: Between here and upstairs, you may do something stupid.

Bonnie: I'll be fine.
Jeremy: You could get hurt.
Bonnie: And Elena could die.

When I'm worn down, I take a nap. You were unconscious.

I know what you're doing.

Jeremy: I don't need a babysitter.
Elena: Yes, you do.

Even I can't remember why, I still feel empty, alone. Making me forget won't fix it.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.