Not now, Ric. Tonight, I trade you for Senor Tequila.

So Elena is my sister's husband's brother's daughter and her mother is my boyfriend's deceased wife. You can't make that stuff up.

Jenna: What the Hell?
John: Good morning to you, Jenna. Alaric.

He needs to have more fun. Lose some of that emo thing.

Stefan: Elena and I are taking a pause.
Jenna: That's not what it sounded like this morning.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

We met and we talked and it was epic. But the sun came up and reality set in.

Elena

Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.

Damon