Aubrey: You know what they say, once a Ranger, always a Ranger.
Booth: That's not the Ranger's slogan, Aubrey.
Aubrey: Ah, I'm thinking of the Power Rangers.

A body, covered in acid. Yeah, that should help with the nausea.

Oh dear God, this is like spring break on bath salts.

Booth, go easy or he's going to stop making us snacks.

Sully: Tim Sullivan, former Special Agent, now professional sandwich maker.
Aubrey: Oh, you may be my new idol.

I already turned him in once, so it will be even easier the second time.

Aubrey: Jessica just thought that maybe it'd be a good idea if I went on a junk food cleanse. It's no big deal.
Booth: Go back to the donuts because that smells like monkey ass.

Unlike Booth, I am an equal opportunity accuser. See, I don't care about sex, age...just motive and opportunity.

Aubrey: Someone dumped a body in those woods.
Randy: Talk about littering.

You know what the nuns in Catholic school say causes blindness.

Socks, they're like social security numbers and diapers. They should only have one owner.

Aubrey: I've got a manly reputation to protect here.
Angela: Of course you do.

Bones Quotes

When Hodgins and I were buried alive, we each wrote a message to someone we loved in case our bodies were ever found. Hodgins wrote to Angela. I wrote to you. 'Dear Agent Booth, you are a confusing man. You are irrational and impulsive, superstitious and exasperating. You believe in ghosts and angels and maybe even Santa Claus. And because of you, I've started to see the universe differently. How is it possible that simply looking into your fine face gives me so much joy? Why does it make me so happy that every time I try to sneak a peek at you you are already looking at me? Like you, it makes no sense. And like you, it feels right. If I ever get out of here, I will find a time and a place to tell you that you make my life messy and confusing and unfocused and irrational and wonderful.' This is that time. This is that place.

Brennan

I do not accept the premise that cryptozoology is a science.

Brennan

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones