Sloan's the chief and I'm the chief's b*tch.

You're good at being a douche and that's just one step away from being cold and dead.

Stop facebooking my mom!

Jackson: I'm not going to give my mother the satisfaction.
Sloan: It's not your mother who you should be worried about satisfying.

You paged me 911 so I could get yelled at?

Start by fixing your heart.

Sloan: I want to be your teacher.
Avery: I want to be your student. Guess the plastics posse is back in action.

I'm picking Mark.

Jackson: What do you think they are talking about?
Ben: My guess? Which one should take you to prom.

Sloan: No shame, no shame at all. You're still the goober.
Jackson: Gunther.

Jackson: I'm kind of busy.
Mark: Yeah, turning that guy into Frankenstein.

Jackson: Look, I am not the kind of guy that waits around for the girl who's still in love with someone else. I'm just not.
Lexie: Jackson, let's go home.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey