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Nurse-jackie

Jackie: I did a bad thing and I need your help.
O'Hara: ... well done. And shame on you.

Jackie: I don't care what they say. You are not a Grinchy little fucker.
Akalitus: Who's they?
Jackie: That would be me.

You don't need to be married to love him. It's just a piece of paper.

Zoey: The heart wants what the heart wants. You know what I'm talking about?
Jackie: Actually, I don't.

There can be no secrets in this house.

Jackie: Go be with your girlfriend.
Eddie: She's not my girlfriend. You know who my girlfriend is.

O'Hara: If you and Kevin die in a fiery plane crash, they will be mine.
Jackie: We don't get away much.
O'Hara: So let me pay for a trip!

Jackie: Coffee, banana, Vicodin.
O'Hara: Breakfast of champions.

How am I supposed to help her if everything is a secret?

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