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The-simpsons

Homer: That's one way to avoid drunk driving.
Marge: Another way is don't drink.
Homer: I'm not Superman.

And I don't think you're boring. It's just that in today's multi-channel environment you have too many choices. Look at Sunday night! There's like eight amazing shows, none of them on Fox.

Happy Anni..birth..tine's...shark week?

Stopping all Americans from voting is for the protection of all Americans.

The Rich Texan

Marge, I was just being a good husband by pretending to agree with you while secretly undermining your agenda.

Geez. I mean I'm no Luis Guzman, but I'm alright.

Awww, sweetie, sometimes a mysterious invisible being from hell waits for a family to go to sleep then kills them. Now, go to bed.

A black hole...(whispering) I'm sorry, can we call it that?

Come on, you can't look at that infinitely dense little guy and not want to feed it something.

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