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The-simpsons

That's right, your lord sticks his hand in his pants. And yes, it is the same hand I tapped you with.

No one judges my wife's thunder bags.

Wearing scarves in non-scarf weather is the essence of cool.

Marge: You're all bald.
Homer: No, I'm young person cool-bald. Not old person sad-bald.

Beat it, ducks! I'm not old enough to have food for you. I'm sexy. Young and sexy!

Dan: How do you keep finding me?
Homer: You really should tweet less.
Dan: But everyone deserves to know what I'm thinking all the time.

A paper-based read-a-ma-jig? What are we, cavemen?

Free Tibet! You heard me, free him now!

Homer: Wait, the frog in the trench coat is Kermit too.
Lenny: All the frogs in that show are Kermit. Keeps all the other frog actors out of work.

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