The Simpsons

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Marge: You're all bald.
Homer: No, I'm young person cool-bald. Not old person sad-bald.

Beat it, ducks! I'm not old enough to have food for you. I'm sexy. Young and sexy!

Dan: How do you keep finding me?
Homer: You really should tweet less.
Dan: But everyone deserves to know what I'm thinking all the time.

A paper-based read-a-ma-jig? What are we, cavemen?

Free Tibet! You heard me, free him now!

Homer: Wait, the frog in the trench coat is Kermit too.
Lenny: All the frogs in that show are Kermit. Keeps all the other frog actors out of work.

Homer: That's one way to avoid drunk driving.
Marge: Another way is don't drink.
Homer: I'm not Superman.

And I don't think you're boring. It's just that in today's multi-channel environment you have too many choices. Look at Sunday night! There's like eight amazing shows, none of them on Fox.

Happy Anni..birth..tine's...shark week?

Stopping all Americans from voting is for the protection of all Americans.

The Rich Texan

Marge, I was just being a good husband by pretending to agree with you while secretly undermining your agenda.

Geez. I mean I'm no Luis Guzman, but I'm alright.

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