The Simpsons

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I'm not sure man who eats right and doesn't drink can be good in bed.

Oh, I've been listening to this song for three days, and it's only the end of the first verse.

Sorry, Carl, it's WWII all over again. America kicks Iceland's ass.

And I'm 69 because people always laugh when you say "69." Hehe, no one knows why.

Hey those Yelp reviews don't write themselves. Did you know a well-placed one-star could destroy a "Mom and Pop" hardware in nothing flat?

Just call me Borders Books cause I'll always be here.

My head hairs! I'm bald!

Carl: Why don't we talk about it over at Moe's?
Homer: It's not even noon.
Carl: Yeah, I got a watch, egghead.

Well, I'm not one for taking new jobs on a whim. But as we say in the snow plow business, I'm your astronaut.

Homer: Boy, why are your friends so dirty?
Bart: Dunno. Why are your friends such drunks?
Homer: Touche.

Hehehe, the brain is so stupid.

Homer: Listen, we swore we'd never go to sleep angry at each other.
Marge: I'm not going to sleep.
Homer: Well you didn't have two beers with your lunch.

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