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Emojis! Now she's gone to far.

Kettle-corn, the heroin of the farmer's market.

That's the great thing about art, everyone can have their opinion about why it sucks.

Honey, Grandpa is the closest thing I have to a father and I love him, but three octogenocerauses?!?

My lifestyle is my retirement plan.

Homer: Pressure is how you make your beloved diamonds, Marge.
Marge: I don't have any diamonds.
Homer: Quit pressuring me!

If God needs money, why doesn't he just write another Bible. The first one sold pretty well.

Bart: Homer, Will you take me to buy a comic book Tuesday at midnight?
Homer: And miss the back half of Jimmy Kimmel? That's when he experiments, boy.

That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer that I could talk about with you in the room.

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