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Homer: You're my personal savior.
Ned: Thank you but i don't approve..
Homer: Hail flanders, mightier than jesus

She's the most evil person to come out of Ohio since LeBron. But at least he thought long and hard before screwing everybody over. In public. For no reason.

If an emergency alarm goes off, there's ear plugs in the top drawer.

Marge, get my seal club, the big one.

For further communication I will require more beans.

Halloween - the one time of the year where the squalor of our home works to our advantage.

I'm the floor. I can't move. So far a normal Sunday morning...

So much violence on the surface world, I'm going back.

No! Not the middle seat!

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