Homer Simpson Quotes
Bart: But where does the ship stop again?
Homer: I don't know. A lot of barefoot kids kicking soccer balls, shell necklaces, they really hit the poverty nicely.
Bart's been raptured and his crap's been craptured.
Marge: This is the stupidest fight ever!
Homer: We've had stupider!
Now to save on calories, I won't eat the paper in the fortune cookie.
Now I'm going to visit the only court I can never be in contempt to of - food court.
Homer: What happened to you guys? You used to be cool.
Robot: We are the same temperature we have always been.
I'm all alone, and when there's some problem due to human error, guess who's to blame?
Homer: Finally, a supermarket with a clear premise - island something. Bart: It's like going to Hawaii without all the murderous locals.
Homer (on Maggie): Let her slice off the tip of your ear and she'll go right to sleep.
Homer: That's not a choice you get to make.
Oh, I always thought tarred and feathered was just a figure of speech. Good luck patching pot holes and stuffing pillows now!
Lisa: I pick up books like you pick up beers.
Homer: Then you have a serious reading problem.
Homer: Sorry, Dad. I was afraid the dragon wouldn't cough the moon back up.
Grampa: You idiot! Dragon always coughs the moon back up.