You don't need 20 year old glucose clogging up your system.

Jill: Divya knows
Hank: Evan Knows.
Paige: Everyone knows.

Divya: When we've been friends as long as they have, do you suppose we'll be like that?
Hank: I certainly hope so.

Man: What do I do now?
Hank: As I doctor I advise a hot shower. As a human being I advise picking up after your dog.

Whatever she makes, you will eat it.

Evan, use your favorite scissors to cut and open up these tubes...

My father never missed an opportunity to miss a game...

Game on!...schedule permitting.

Hank: It looks like Summer has arrived.
Evan: Her name is Divya.

Hank: Dude, what are you doing?
Evan: I can't just leave you high and dry.
Hank: I'll be low and wet, I promise.

Hank: Dude, do you really need to take all that?
Evan: I am prepared for every contingency.

Hank: Dad, I want you to know how proud I am of you for going through with this.
Eddie: Proud of me going to prison?

Royal Pains Quotes

Ken Keller's not going to die. Not on my floor and not in my sweats.

Hank

Jill: I thought you weren't worried about Hans.
Hank: I'm not, but I'm worried about you.