Whatever she makes, you will eat it.

Evan, use your favorite scissors to cut and open up these tubes...

My father never missed an opportunity to miss a game...

Game on!...schedule permitting.

Hank: It looks like Summer has arrived.
Evan: Her name is Divya.

Hank: Dude, what are you doing?
Evan: I can't just leave you high and dry.
Hank: I'll be low and wet, I promise.

Hank: Dude, do you really need to take all that?
Evan: I am prepared for every contingency.

Hank: Dad, I want you to know how proud I am of you for going through with this.
Eddie: Proud of me going to prison?

Evan: Thanks for a great summer Divya.
Hank: We couldn't have done it without you.

(to Eddie) Dad, look at me. There are no more moves left to make. In forty-eight hours you are going to prison.

Jill: Hey, did Divya ever mention a guy? You know what. Not important.
Hank: A patient, Adam.
Jill: You do know.
Hank: I know it's complicated.
Jill: Yes it is.
Hank: And not really our business.
Jill: No it isn't.
Hank: And we probably shouldn't be discussing it.
Jill: But we are.

Hank: You're up early.
Evan: That would assume that I went to sleep.

Royal Pains Quotes

There's no way he's a super anything.


Divya: I'm not worried about finding something fancy. I am worried about finding something I can fit in to.
Evan: I actually have an old camping tent you can borrow if you like.