Don't sell yourself short. You don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

I'm not refusing because they're not asking which means that this is a fight about nothing.

Why are you talking like that? Are you stalking matt Lauer?

Now I realize you're not crazy, you're fearless.

Hank: You're not turning this into McMedicine.
Evan: What about Medbucks?

Evan: You knew people still do that? Why didn't you tell me.
Hank: I assumed we lived in the same society...

Sorry, the exhaustion and heat stroke had me off my game.

Evan: You're talking to Evan R. Lawson right now. Discretion is my middle name.
Hank: So that's what the R. stands for.

You don't need 20 year old glucose clogging up your system.

Jill: Divya knows
Hank: Evan Knows.
Paige: Everyone knows.

Divya: When we've been friends as long as they have, do you suppose we'll be like that?
Hank: I certainly hope so.

Man: What do I do now?
Hank: As I doctor I advise a hot shower. As a human being I advise picking up after your dog.