To my impressive baby brother and his beautiful bride to be. I have never seen two people who belong together more, and I couldn't be prouder or happier.

She's like a Comic-Con Mary Poppins.

Babysitter: It's super Hank.
Hank: I like to multitask.

Boris, You've been poisoned.

Don't sell yourself short. You don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

I'm not refusing because they're not asking which means that this is a fight about nothing.

Why are you talking like that? Are you stalking matt Lauer?

Now I realize you're not crazy, you're fearless.

Hank: You're not turning this into McMedicine.
Evan: What about Medbucks?

Evan: You knew people still do that? Why didn't you tell me.
Hank: I assumed we lived in the same society...

Sorry, the exhaustion and heat stroke had me off my game.

Evan: You're talking to Evan R. Lawson right now. Discretion is my middle name.
Hank: So that's what the R. stands for.