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Hank: I have the letters M.D., so I'm in charge.
Evan: Actually I own 2/3 of the company, so I'm in charge.
Hank: Well you can have my third too. I quit.

I'm not staying as your doctor, I'm staying as your friend.

It all happened so fast. We couldn't get to him in time. He went Septic. Jack is dead.

If you sue it shouldn't be about the money, it should be about making sure the person learns from their mistakes.

To my impressive baby brother and his beautiful bride to be. I have never seen two people who belong together more, and I couldn't be prouder or happier.

She's like a Comic-Con Mary Poppins.

Babysitter: It's super Hank.
Hank: I like to multitask.

Boris, You've been poisoned.

Don't sell yourself short. You don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

I'm not refusing because they're not asking which means that this is a fight about nothing.

Why are you talking like that? Are you stalking matt Lauer?

Now I realize you're not crazy, you're fearless.

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