Hank: It's locked.
Evan: Do NOT be messing with me.

Hank: He's a real life zombie......that dabbles in cannibalism.
Evan: How do you DABBLE IN cannibalism, with a spoon?

Well, looks like HankMed is back from the dead.

Eddie R.

To the return of the living HankMed.

[to Jill] No, I'll be fine. [to Divya] I'm in trouble.

You're not on Death's door. You're not even in Death's zipcode.

Luke: That's a waste of time, and urine.
Hank: Your urine already is waste.

While the business is important, nothing is more important than us.

Hollister: But people do it all the time on Greys Anatomy.
Hank: Yes , but those people have desperate serious fake medical problems.

Evan, why would a medical practice endorse and over-eating contest?

Hank will just wait until you stop talking so he can put a needle in Ernie's spine...

Wow, you really are harbor-festive.

Royal Pains Quotes

I am not ten! You cannot send me out to play!

Evan

You guys must be really good friends.

Homer[to Evan and Divya]