In my profession, too late is a relative term.

Divya

Were you like a ninja in your former life?

Evan

I've lived on my toes for thirty years....

Evan: Come on, Bro! Just give me the Cliffs Notes.
Hank: The Cliffs Notes just aren't available on this one right now!

Here I thought I was a good doctor. Now I know I'm just a pawn.

Compassion is for charity, not for childrearing.

Paige

Stanley says he can prove it.

Thanks for handling the Van Dyke thing. You done good.

Boris: Any questions?
Hank: Probably none you would answer.

Evan: Did you get a DUI? Are you under house arrest?
Hank: NO...

Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.

They just asked questions that I have no answers to.

Royal Pains Quotes

There's no way he's a super anything.

Divya

Divya: I'm not worried about finding something fancy. I am worried about finding something I can fit in to.
Evan: I actually have an old camping tent you can borrow if you like.