Eddie R. [about Hank's cell phone]: Really, Hank, On Hannukah?
Hank: I am so sorry, Rabbi Lawson!

Owen: I know you're thinking that Owen has gained a few pounds since the last time you saw him. But I want you to know, I am on The Lipitor.
Hank: Do you know that The Lipitor is not the substitute for the good eating habits?

That's not appropriate Ken, that's not appropriate.......

Shadow Pond—I'm being summoned.

We were discussing Harper's mad volleyball skills.

Hank: I do know my way around a Parcheesi board.
Evan: And Grandma's too. Wait ,that didn't sound right did it?

Evan: You came back because of a patient?
Hank: I thought so. But now I think I used a patient to hold myself back.

I am never done with a patient who needs my help.

It's your magic bag now.

I was sent to camp so my parents could argue in private.

Hank: I hated camp.
Boris: Me also.

Divya: That was almost too much information.
Hank: I love seeing you happy
Divya: Happy, yes..... maybe a little crazy too.
Hank: I just hope he is worthy of you.