How's it going Boss Tweed?

Does that make you look slick and oily?

Evan: I think I just got my first issue.
Hank: I think you just got your first bribe.

Hank: If you can't join them, crush them?
Shelby: I am sure it will be a while before I can crush you.

I am just not ready to have a baby.

Maybe the next time you can pull over my brother for tweeting while driving and lock him up for a couple days.

I am better at starting relationships than deepening them.

Jill: So what was it like to watch your little brother get married?
Hank: It was weird. To me he's still the kid who ate $.85 in nickels on a dare.

Eddie R. [about Hank's cell phone]: Really, Hank, On Hannukah?
Hank: I am so sorry, Rabbi Lawson!

Owen: I know you're thinking that Owen has gained a few pounds since the last time you saw him. But I want you to know, I am on The Lipitor.
Hank: Do you know that The Lipitor is not the substitute for the good eating habits?

That's not appropriate Ken, that's not appropriate.......

Shadow Pond—I'm being summoned.

Royal Pains Quotes

It's Divya!

Divya

Paige: I know you won't be saying things like that if I ever get pregnant.
Evan: When you get pregnant.