Hank Lawson Quotes
Hank: If you can't join them, crush them?
Shelby: I am sure it will be a while before I can crush you.
I am just not ready to have a baby.
Maybe the next time you can pull over my brother for tweeting while driving and lock him up for a couple days.
I am better at starting relationships than deepening them.
Jill: So what was it like to watch your little brother get married?
Hank: It was weird. To me he's still the kid who ate $.85 in nickels on a dare.
Eddie R. [about Hank's cell phone]: Really, Hank, On Hannukah?
Hank: I am so sorry, Rabbi Lawson!
Owen: I know you're thinking that Owen has gained a few pounds since the last time you saw him. But I want you to know, I am on The Lipitor.
Hank: Do you know that The Lipitor is not the substitute for the good eating habits?
That's not appropriate Ken, that's not appropriate.......
Shadow Pondâ€”I'm being summoned.
We were discussing Harper's mad volleyball skills.
Hank: I do know my way around a Parcheesi board.
Evan: And Grandma's too. Wait ,that didn't sound right did it?
Evan: You came back because of a patient?
Hank: I thought so. But now I think I used a patient to hold myself back.