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Royal-pains

Hank: Pat the protestor is gonna move.
Evan: I have mixed feelings about that.

How's it going Boss Tweed?

Does that make you look slick and oily?

Evan: I think I just got my first issue.
Hank: I think you just got your first bribe.

Hank: If you can't join them, crush them?
Shelby: I am sure it will be a while before I can crush you.

I am just not ready to have a baby.

Maybe the next time you can pull over my brother for tweeting while driving and lock him up for a couple days.

I am better at starting relationships than deepening them.

Jill: So what was it like to watch your little brother get married?
Hank: It was weird. To me he's still the kid who ate $.85 in nickels on a dare.

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