You’re not the fun brother, I’m the fun brother.

It hurts. I hurt.

We have a sister.

Hank: What just happened here?
Evan: I lost my center.

I am having trouble remembering all the reasons I forgave him.

I hope you'll come back because we need you. I need you.

I love you guys.

I guess we're walking.

Get a room and don't come back until a deal has been finalized!

Actually he did it himself, in the middle of the street.

Evan: But I'm in.
Hank: But, you're not..... But if you really want to do something, you can buy me more milk.

Hank: Pat the protestor is gonna move.
Evan: I have mixed feelings about that.

Royal Pains Quotes

There's no way he's a super anything.

Divya

Divya: I'm not worried about finding something fancy. I am worried about finding something I can fit in to.
Evan: I actually have an old camping tent you can borrow if you like.