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I am having trouble remembering all the reasons I forgave him.

I hope you'll come back because we need you. I need you.

I love you guys.

I guess we're walking.

Get a room and don't come back until a deal has been finalized!

Actually he did it himself, in the middle of the street.

Evan: But I'm in.
Hank: But, you're not..... But if you really want to do something, you can buy me more milk.

Hank: Pat the protestor is gonna move.
Evan: I have mixed feelings about that.

How's it going Boss Tweed?

Does that make you look slick and oily?

Evan: I think I just got my first issue.
Hank: I think you just got your first bribe.

Hank: If you can't join them, crush them?
Shelby: I am sure it will be a while before I can crush you.

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Please touch with your eyes.

Divya [to Evan]

Also, I look good in hats.

Evan
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