Royal Pains

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AJ: I have a confession to make.
Hank: Uh, that's outside my scope of practice.

AJ: I feel like poop. cCuld that be from the ankle sprain?
Hank: I doubt that but I need you to be a touch more specific than poop.

She wont be working with me - she'll be working under me.

Hank: Hey I wanted to talk to you about Emily.
Jill: Do you really want to talk about it or do you feel obligated? Because you're not. We're cool.

(Referring to Evan) Hunting? You should really stick to gathering.

Divya: What is that? POE?
Hank: Property of Evan -
Jill: No, I was thinking someone else.

No - he is not laughing at you - he's laughing with you.

Does it hurt?

I'm going to take that as a strange compliment.

You're so incredibly predictable.

Weren't you the one that said all publicity is good publicity?

Evan: I just had a brain storm.
Hank: I didn't know a brain storm could happen in a vacuum.

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