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Hank: What's going on?
Jill: They're filming a realty TV show. Apparently all you need is a camera and people with no shame.

(to Evan) Way to go Einstein. You nailed it again.

(to Evan) She says that you got it on mute.

(to Jill) I miss you too.

Hank: We're good friends...
Jill: We used to be more than that Hanky Panky.

Evan, let's get him healthy. Then you can kill him.

(to Jill) Well well well, look who's playing golf.

Hank: Dad! Dad!
Eddie: Hank...Hank.

Hank: Fashion is the vocabulary of kings.
Evan: Then you are wearing some very big words

This isn't about forgiving him, it's about accepting him.

Evan: I like it. I like it alot.
Hank: Please stop talking like that. Stop talking like that now.

AJ: I have a confession to make.
Hank: Uh, that's outside my scope of practice.

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Please touch with your eyes.

Divya [to Evan]

Also, I look good in hats.

Evan
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