Hank: What? You sleep out here each day?
Pete: You believe lightening can strike twice?

Hank: Infant formula? Really?
Evan: Yeah, I got those on sale.

Natalie: Did you figure it out?
Hank: I think I'm Going To Be Sick.
Hank: A plus doctor.

Hank: Are you seriously pulling doctor patient confidentiality on me?
Emily: Sorry.

Hank: What's going on?
Jill: They're filming a realty TV show. Apparently all you need is a camera and people with no shame.

(to Evan) Way to go Einstein. You nailed it again.

(to Evan) She says that you got it on mute.

(to Jill) I miss you too.

Hank: We're good friends...
Jill: We used to be more than that Hanky Panky.

Evan, let's get him healthy. Then you can kill him.

(to Jill) Well well well, look who's playing golf.

Hank: Dad! Dad!
Eddie: Hank...Hank.

Royal Pains Quotes

It's Divya!


Paige: I know you won't be saying things like that if I ever get pregnant.
Evan: When you get pregnant.