Grayson Ellis Quotes
Just you and me and 20 seconds of peace and quiet
Yes, I have a daughter. I found out three years ago? Her name is Tampa? How come no one remembers that?
Ellie: I need a drink.
Grayson: Tough day?
Ellie: No, why?
Oh come on Ellie, we all know Travis is ambitious, talented, and has a fantastic work ethic. [Everyone laughs]
I’m intrigued, but I’m still convinced she’s going to drain them of their blood and leave them all in a ditch.
Ellie: I'd be so much of a better husband than you. You're lucky you have a penis.
Grayson: Yup, they're pretty cool.
Yes, you've made me dumber, congratulations.
Laurie: Burn in hell you sad, desperate skank.
Grayson: Texting your mom?
Jules: Time for family dinner.
Grayson: Uh, if it's family, then why is she here?
Ellie: What am I supposed to do eat with Andy? I did that yesterday.
Grayson: And is this why Travis thinks he's so handsome.
Jules: Yep, that's all me.
Grayson: So Tom has a girlfriend. Does she not like Ellie?
Ellie: What? Why?
Grayson: Just assuming.
Ellie: Fair enough.
Jules: Who pretend throws things to show their anger?!
Grayson: Lots of people.