"Wait, you don't even have a penis. How am I the fish?"

JANE DOE: "I know this is going to sound terrible, but I’m not bad looking!"
MEREDITH: "I think beautiful’s the word you’re looking for."
IZZIE: "I was gonna say hot."
GEORGE: "I was too, but I think I would have gotten in trouble."
MIRANDA: "You would’ve."

[to Izzie] "What you did today... you should be proud. I’ll get orderly to take you downstairs, but I have to go. Understand?"

IZZIE: "Blows over? What does that even mean?"
GEORGE: "When Meredith and I... uh, eventually it blew over, the past."
IZZIE: "You mean the sad sex? The sad, tragic, depression inducing sex you had with Meredith is the same as what we-"
GEORGE: "I can't. Back off. Just for now... back off."

IZZIE: [to George] "You don't have to keep avoiding me."
GEORGE: Yeah I do, until this thing blows over, I do. [to people in the clinic] Havier Jugerreo? Havier Jugerreo?

GEORGE: "C'mon! She's Izzie! She's blonde. She's stacked. She's a supermodel. And I'm... I mean, I'm George."
CALLIE: [pauses] "So what does that make me?"

GEORGE: "Izzie."
IZZIE: "George."
GEORGE: "What the hell happened last night? Did I at least call Callie before I passed out?"

"Sorry. I'm so sorry."

IZZIE: "Hours. Hours of out life that are all I can think about and you seriously can't remember?"
GEORGE: "Look, Izzie, I was drunk. Whatever I did, whatever I said, I'm sure I didn't mean it."
IZZIE: "Yes, George, you meant it. You meant it a lot. You meant it more than once."

PRESTON: "She's a motivated student. It's nothing to be ashamed of."
CRISTINA: "Thank you."
PRESTON: "A bit of a kiss-ass, but that's hard to control."
GEORGE: "Look, they're coming out."
PRESTON: "That's Colin Marlow."
ALEX: "Like the Marlow transplant?"
PRESTON: "Like the greatest thing in cardiothorastic surgery in a generation. Dr. Marlow. I'm Preston Burke. I'm a great admirer of your work, sir. Particularly the..."
COLIN: "Yes, thank you... Would you excuse me for just a second?"

CRISTINA: "Move, move, move."
GEORGE: "She doesn't like it when people ask."
CRISTINA: "The ringer's in there with the Chief."
IZZIE: "Yeah, and whoever it is loves Cristina, because everyone at Stanford just loved Cristina."
CRISTINA: "Shut up."

IZZIE: "You guys seen Bailey? What are we doing?"
GEORGE: "Uh, checking out the new Chief candidate."
MEREDITH: "The Chief sent in a ringer. We're lurking in a way that subtle when there was two of us, but isn't now that it's 12."
CRISTINA: "I heard it was someone from Stanford. All the professors there loved me."
ALEX: "They loved you?"
CRISTINA: "I was a great student."

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[narrating] "At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out, they fence you in. Life is messy, that's how we're made. So you can waste your life drawing lines or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines that are way too dangerous to cross. Here's what I know. If you're willing to throw caution to the wind and take a chance, the view from the other side... is spectacular."

MEREDITH

[narrating] The human life is made up of choices. Yes or no. In or out. Up or down. And then there are the choices that matter. Love or hate. To be a hero or to be a coward. To fight or to give in. To live. Or die. Live or die. That's the important choice. And it's not always in our hands.

Derek