"Wait, you don't even have a penis. How am I the fish?"

JANE DOE: "I know this is going to sound terrible, but I’m not bad looking!"
MEREDITH: "I think beautiful’s the word you’re looking for."
IZZIE: "I was gonna say hot."
GEORGE: "I was too, but I think I would have gotten in trouble."
MIRANDA: "You would’ve."

[to Izzie] "What you did today... you should be proud. I’ll get orderly to take you downstairs, but I have to go. Understand?"

IZZIE: "Blows over? What does that even mean?"
GEORGE: "When Meredith and I... uh, eventually it blew over, the past."
IZZIE: "You mean the sad sex? The sad, tragic, depression inducing sex you had with Meredith is the same as what we-"
GEORGE: "I can't. Back off. Just for now... back off."

IZZIE: [to George] "You don't have to keep avoiding me."
GEORGE: Yeah I do, until this thing blows over, I do. [to people in the clinic] Havier Jugerreo? Havier Jugerreo?

GEORGE: "C'mon! She's Izzie! She's blonde. She's stacked. She's a supermodel. And I'm... I mean, I'm George."
CALLIE: [pauses] "So what does that make me?"

GEORGE: "Izzie."
IZZIE: "George."
GEORGE: "What the hell happened last night? Did I at least call Callie before I passed out?"

"Sorry. I'm so sorry."

IZZIE: "Hours. Hours of out life that are all I can think about and you seriously can't remember?"
GEORGE: "Look, Izzie, I was drunk. Whatever I did, whatever I said, I'm sure I didn't mean it."
IZZIE: "Yes, George, you meant it. You meant it a lot. You meant it more than once."

PRESTON: "She's a motivated student. It's nothing to be ashamed of."
CRISTINA: "Thank you."
PRESTON: "A bit of a kiss-ass, but that's hard to control."
GEORGE: "Look, they're coming out."
PRESTON: "That's Colin Marlow."
ALEX: "Like the Marlow transplant?"
PRESTON: "Like the greatest thing in cardiothorastic surgery in a generation. Dr. Marlow. I'm Preston Burke. I'm a great admirer of your work, sir. Particularly the..."
COLIN: "Yes, thank you... Would you excuse me for just a second?"

CRISTINA: "Move, move, move."
GEORGE: "She doesn't like it when people ask."
CRISTINA: "The ringer's in there with the Chief."
IZZIE: "Yeah, and whoever it is loves Cristina, because everyone at Stanford just loved Cristina."
CRISTINA: "Shut up."

IZZIE: "You guys seen Bailey? What are we doing?"
GEORGE: "Uh, checking out the new Chief candidate."
MEREDITH: "The Chief sent in a ringer. We're lurking in a way that subtle when there was two of us, but isn't now that it's 12."
CRISTINA: "I heard it was someone from Stanford. All the professors there loved me."
ALEX: "They loved you?"
CRISTINA: "I was a great student."

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

CRISTINA: "There's a club. The Dead Dads Club. And you can't be in it until you're in it. You can try to understand, you can sympathize. But until you feel that loss... My dad died when I was nine. George, I'm really sorry you had to join the club."
GEORGE: "I... I don't know how to exist in a world where my dad doesn't."
CRISTINA: "Yeah, that never really changes."

MEREDITH: "You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who cares? I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
DEREK: "This thing with us is finished. It's over."
MEREDITH: "Finally."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's done."
MEREDITH: "It is done."