DEREK: "You should tell her... Even if it's soonish. You should tell her before it's too late.''
GEORGE: "You mean before I die of the plague?"

CRISTINA: "Seriously?"
GEORGE: "Seriously."
CRISTINA: "Nice, think she has a couch you can sleep on?"

CALLIE: "I make you nervous, don’t I?"
GEORGE: "Yeah, a little."
CALLIE: "That’s good."
GEORGE: "That’s... what?"
CALLIE: "Hey, are you busy?"
GEORGE: "No."
CALLIE: "Want to see something really cool?"

MEREDITH: "You know, at some point, you are going to have to talk to me."
GEORGE: "I’m going to take the stairs."

IZZIE: "It’s like a beast, a beast that was asleep for a long, long time. And now the beast is wide-awake and wants to be fed and the food that Alex gave it -- it was good food George."
GEORGE: "Something needs to be done about your taste."

IZZIE: "You know when you don’t have sex for a while you sort of forget how good it is and you don't really need it as much?"
GEORGE: "Yeah, that doesn't happen to guys."

CRISTINA: "PLEASE tell me you've seen a leg! A cleanly severed right leg?"
GEORGE: "No."
CRISTINA: [shakes head, leaves]

[about Bonnie] "She's cracking jokes. How do you tell somebody that she's going to be dead in a few minutes when she's sitting up, cracking jokes?"

GEORGE: "Uh, Dr. Bailey... you're having a baby."
MIRANDA: "I'm holding it in. I'll have him tomorrow. Just not now, not like this. No. [crying] I'm going home! I'm going home right now! I can't. I can't do this without my husband, I can't do this alone."

MIRANDA: "I could do this at home with a pair of scissors and a bucket of hot water."
GEORGE: "You know, millions of women die every year from delivering their own babies. I did NOT just say that out loud."

"I'm a union guy. Give me that sign!"

GEORGE: "Why is she still here?"
NURSE: "Because I am not a bouncer, and this is not a nightclub."

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey