Guys, maybe we can't play skins vs. skins.

You were in the remake of Dangerous Cousins. I signed up to Netflix because of that movie.

[looking at a disguised Lindsay] Well, gentlemen start your engines.

George Michael: Did he look betrayed to you?
Maeby: He kind of always looks that way.

We do a quick vote and it's Ciao, Fathero.

A man. A woman. A bedroom. Let's solve for x.

Maeby: I'm a Harris. Yeah, someone who 'inharris' a lot of money.
George Michael: Yeah, well, you know. I wouldn't put all my Annes in that basket.

George Michael: I wasn't yet O.S.
P-Hound and Ron Howard: Overtly Sexual.

George Michael: It's 99 cents.
P-Hound: Yeah, times three.

Hot Woman in bed: Overpower me! Make me cry!
George Michael: You're a terrible mother.

George Michael: What do we always say is the most important thing?
Michael: Family? I tried that. It does not work for me.

Jim Cramer: Let's turn to the Bluth's. I love these guys. They beat the treason charges. We had it as a don't buy. Let's bump it up to a risky.
Michael: Risky! There it is! (high fives George Michael) We're doin' it. Are ya happy?
George Michael: I'm really happy. I wonder if we should move out of town.

Arrested Development Quotes

Okay, we are just about ass-to-ankles back here, Maeby. Do you want to hop on your cousin's lap there, please?

Tobias

Gob: I figured out a way to make money while I'm working.
Michael: But that is what we call working.