Eric Cartman Quotes
At one point Kenny even polymorphed the guy into a blue frog...it was total carnage.
You seem like you’re in the middle of a manic break.Ruxin
It was an homage to Silence of the Lambs.
Your wiener, my balls, they’re all public domain.
It’s like - it’s like a yeti.Cartman [on Craig’s mom’s bush]
I don’t wanna use the girls’ bathroom if anyone can use it. It’s gonna be all crowded.
We have a problem with cis-gingers who are intolerant … We call them cis-ies!
Golden Tate, still my favorite cereal.
Radio Host: Now, this party is also for a good cause, because it's to honor a little boy with diabetes, Scott Malcomson. Is that correct?
Eric Cartman: Yeah, you know, diabetes affects us all, but it mostly affects Scott Malcomson.
Cartman: I can get the ballots for you. But if I'm going to smuggle them here, I'm going to need a blast suit and a tauntaun.
Mickey Mouse: Sure thing, I've got tauntauns coming out my asshole! Ha-ha!
Cartman: So here's the deal, General Tso, Mr. President: when the Chinese make the sequels, I get to play the part of Luke Skywalker's son. Cartman Skywalker.
General Tso: That was not the deal! We will not be bullied by you!
Cartman: Then I guess we're about to play a game of chicken, General Tso!
Jimmy: I get it, "General Tso's Chicken!"
Cartman: Pretty sweet, huh?
Kyle: What the hell is this?
Cartman: What's it look like? Hundreds of thousands of votes from all the swing states.
Kyle: I don't believe it.
Cartman: No really, there are states full of swingers. Bunch of perverts if you ask me.