Cougar Town

Cougar Town

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Ellie Torres Quotes (Page 7)

Season 3, Episode 2: "A Mind with a Heart of its Own"
Jules: Did you really just hiss?
Ellie: I'm trying it out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jules: Ellie, I love you so much. I want to ask you something.
Ellie: Are we finally running away together? Because I keep a bag in my truck!
Jules: Me too.
Ellie: Awesome.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jules: Andy let the ice cream melt so he had to die.
Ellie: It's only pretend murder. We used to fight so much about the little things, now, whenever I get so mad that when I want to kill him I just do it.
Andy: It's been a great tool in our marriage
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "Ain't Love Strange"
Jules: Sweetie, this should be the gang.
Ellie: It totally should.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 21: "Something Good Coming"
Ellie: Old Ferrett eyes is like four centimeters dilated right now.
 • Rating: Unrated
Jules: This is the first time on this trip it's been just the ladies.
Ellie: It's an embarrassment of bitches.
 • Rating: Unrated
Ellie: It's for the lady who likes to lounge by the pool, but also get paid for sex.
Laurie: You can do that? Is that a job?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bobby: I don't get this timezone crap. How can it be one time here and then another time at home. This isn't Star Trek.
Ellie: I wonder what you're doing in Florida right now.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 20: "Free Fallin'"
Ellie: What do you want him to do? Live here until he's 60 so you two can spend every second of your lives together?
Jules: Oh my God that would be amazing.
 • Rating: Unrated
Ellie: Are those all our houses?
Grayson: And that's us there, burning alive. You don't even have a head. No, wait, there it is.
Ellie: Why is my severed head still screaming?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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