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Ellie: Jules Cobb is the light of our group, and as she goes so goes the rest of us. For many years I have been the keeper of that light, but I now pass the torch to you.
Grayson: I'm only taking this torch because I love mime.

I was trying to hide from that one, but he found me.

Already praying for death.

Mopey leads right to gropey, fix it or bleed.

Hey Dime Eyes, thanks for letting us elope with you.

Grayson: It's actually illegal for me to sell after I close.
Ellie: That's why I'm not paying for it.

I'm only an okay storm; I'm not a perfect storm.

Jules: I'm sorry we can't hang tonight because we all have a very big important thing we have to go to.
Ellie: That thing got cancelled. I do have a different thing that only I have to go to.

Ellie: I can't be married to someone in public office. Jules, I have to interact with people. You know I hate the people.
Jules: That's what you get for telling Holly our thing was cancelled.
Ellie: You know what I hope? The Karma Gods get you.

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