Cougar Town

Cougar Town

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Ellie Torres Quotes (Page 6)

Season 3, Episode 5: "A One Story Town"
Ellie: Call her a chunky bitch!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ellie: To me people are just bags of skin that slow down my day.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 4: "Full Moon Fever"
Andy: Great, they're grossed out by the thought of us naked.
Ellie: Not us my friend.
Laurie: [Laughing]
 • Rating: Unrated
Tom: The Bicycle Boys stole my fountain.
Jules: [Gasp]
Grayson: No!
Andy: Come on!
Ellie: Damn them!
 • Rating: Unrated
Ellie: Dime eyes, read with me.
 • Rating: Unrated
Ellie: Oh my God he's on a horse.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 3: "Lover's Touch"
Laurie: Ellie, I saw Andy's feet...I'm so sorry.
Ellie: No one understands.
 • Rating: Unrated
Andy: There's my girl I need a kiss.
Ellie: You'll live.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Ellie: I miss being a ho.
Laurie: You want back in? Because we'll take you back.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "A Mind with a Heart of its Own"
Ellie: It wouldn't have been a thong on a six-year old!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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