Cougar Town

Cougar Town

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Ellie Torres Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3, Episode 11: "Down South"
Grayson: It's actually illegal for me to sell after I close.
Ellie: That's why I'm not paying for it.
 • Rating: Unrated
Ellie: I'm only an okay storm; I'm not a perfect storm.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 10: "Southern Accents"
Jules: I'm sorry we can't hang tonight because we all have a very big important thing we have to go to.
Ellie: That thing got cancelled. I do have a different thing that only I have to go to.
 • Rating: Unrated
Ellie: I can't be married to someone in public office. Jules, I have to interact with people. You know I hate the people.
Jules: That's what you get for telling Holly our thing was cancelled.
Ellie: You know what I hope? The Karma Gods get you.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 9: "Money Becomes King"
Andy: He's your son.
Ellie: He needs to learn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Park Ranger: You married to one of those guys?
Ellie: No, they're lovers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "Ways To Be Wicked"
Ellie: How could you not believe me about my mom? You're my best friend, all I ask is that you have blind faith in me, and that you hit me with a shovel if I ever got a toe ring.
 • Rating: Unrated
Ellie: I get Big Carl? What's going on? Are you dying?
 • Rating: Unrated
Ellie: No wine for you!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "You Can Still Change Your Mind"
Ellie: You're not crazy about the ditzy, trashy, fake blonde, fake tan, fake boobs, club skank you one-night standed to make that baby.
Jules: She says it better.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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