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Cougar-town

I don't remember taking any hallucinogenic drugs, but why else would I be seeing you in my house?

I did not watch Chapstick, but I did watch him to leave.

Ellie: Stan is a major handful.
Laurie: Bitch please, one of my brother's thought he was a pitbull.

Laurie: Highway to the lady zone, what what.
Ellie: Highway indeed.

Ellie: We're at a public event this is not the place for ear sex and a full body rub down.
Laurie: All you do is take me granted.

What’s the fun of having a yard sale if we can’t mock the low life's that shop there?

There is no greater tragedy than outliving your own wine glass.

Jules: The mayor’s wife can take a bottle of wine?
Ellie: Uh, no that’s more of an Ellie thing. We should walk faster.

Jules: Hey, does it make me gay if I eat this?
Ellie: I think it does.
Jules: Well I’m doing it anyway.
Laurie: Do you want a fork?

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