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Cougar-town

Jules: I'm starting a new list. Most boring game?
Ellie: Penny can.

Jules: Come on, gimmie a reason. Crack the code!
Ellie: Why did they take so long to tell you?

Ellie: Are you Cuban today?
Andy: I will be if you like it.
Ellie: Yeah I like it.

Jules: Harsh. But, Ellie and I have a pact.
Ellie: We tell each other the harsh truth no matter what.

I was so stunned! Do I give off a vibe that I'm friendly?

If we're gonna be sneaking around the neighborhood at night should my husband be dressed like a cat burglar ?

Laurie: Hey hot flash, did you do that? (It says FAKE on her purse)
Ellie: Yes, I did. See the reason why I buy expensive things is to belittle people who cant afford them.

Ellie: Oh! Stan walked!
Jules: Now is not the time.
Ellie: Right.

Ellie: Honey, why don't you go to your crazy place?
Jules: I don't want to.

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