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Cougar-town

Ellie: I want red.
Jules: No no white wine has less alcohol.
Grayson: Ohhh...thinking wine.

Thanksgiving is not a sexy holiday.

Jules: What did he just say?
Laurie: Got me!
Ellie: Razzle dazzle.

Ellie: Imaginary hat.
Grayson: Imaginary clown nose.

Trav: What's going on?
Ellie: You're Uncle Joe is dead, but you're allowed to start drinking.
Trav: Sounds like a plan.

Ellie: Sweetie, you need big Joe?
Jules: He'll never leave.

Jules: What are you doing to me?
Ellie: I'm winding you up like a toy robot and letting you go.

(to Laurie) You look like you put your make-up in the floor and roll around in it.

Heads up tiny eyes. Once you go Andy all the rest is blandy.

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