Jules: Harsh. But, Ellie and I have a pact.
Ellie: We tell each other the harsh truth no matter what.

I was so stunned! Do I give off a vibe that I'm friendly?

If we're gonna be sneaking around the neighborhood at night should my husband be dressed like a cat burglar ?

Laurie: Hey hot flash, did you do that? (It says FAKE on her purse)
Ellie: Yes, I did. See the reason why I buy expensive things is to belittle people who cant afford them.

Ellie: Oh! Stan walked!
Jules: Now is not the time.
Ellie: Right.

Ellie: Honey, why don't you go to your crazy place?
Jules: I don't want to.

Laurie: Okay I'm lost inside my brain again...
Ellie: Oh jelly bean.
Laurie: Drinking games! I love drinking games!

Jules: Wine now - no no, I need big Joe.
Ellie: (to Lourie) Man hands help me.

Ellie: Good lord you wake up peppy!
Jules: Now where was I before the siesta?

Fine, beer me!

Ellie: First time I've ever been jealous of you.
Laurie: Thank you.
Ellie: You're welcome.

It's not nice to test friends when they don't know they are being tested.

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Bonnie: I'm not perfect Jules.
Jules: Really.