Jules: Harsh. But, Ellie and I have a pact.
Ellie: We tell each other the harsh truth no matter what.

I was so stunned! Do I give off a vibe that I'm friendly?

If we're gonna be sneaking around the neighborhood at night should my husband be dressed like a cat burglar ?

Laurie: Hey hot flash, did you do that? (It says FAKE on her purse)
Ellie: Yes, I did. See the reason why I buy expensive things is to belittle people who cant afford them.

Ellie: Oh! Stan walked!
Jules: Now is not the time.
Ellie: Right.

Ellie: Honey, why don't you go to your crazy place?
Jules: I don't want to.

Laurie: Okay I'm lost inside my brain again...
Ellie: Oh jelly bean.
Laurie: Drinking games! I love drinking games!

Jules: Wine now - no no, I need big Joe.
Ellie: (to Lourie) Man hands help me.

Ellie: Good lord you wake up peppy!
Jules: Now where was I before the siesta?

Fine, beer me!

Ellie: First time I've ever been jealous of you.
Laurie: Thank you.
Ellie: You're welcome.

It's not nice to test friends when they don't know they are being tested.