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Jellybean! You just simultaneously uttered the dumbest and the smartest things you've ever said!

Kirstin: Trav stop! You're embarrassing me.
Ellie: He can't stop. He was cooked in her baby oven.

All Valentine's day means to me is that it's seven weeks after Christmas.

Jules if we had to elect a group leader it would be you. You bring us all together.

Jules: Ellie, friend test.
Ellie: Fine, I'll come.
Bobby: Friend test?
Jules: Yeah. It's when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something. I came up with it.
Trav: Sounds like you.

Jules: I would like some of that fancy wine.
Ellie: Do it Wayne.
Jules: Oh no! I brought my own glass. It's big Carl. Fill em up.

Ellie: Really Bug Hookers?
Laurie: That's the title!

Bye Grayson. Pageant wave.

Stop trying to make this into an 80s movie montage.

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