Cougar Town

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Fine, beer me!

Ellie: First time I've ever been jealous of you.
Laurie: Thank you.
Ellie: You're welcome.

It's not nice to test friends when they don't know they are being tested.

Jules: All together now -
Everyone: If it's on the internet, it must be true!
Jules: Exactly now, everyone sip please.
Travis: Afternoon booze bags. What are we celebrating now?
Jules: Science.

This one needs it - she holds on like an otter trying to break open a clam.

Andy: Stop - it's just a tiny thing.
Ellie: That's what he said!
Andy: You ruined it. You ruined my gift!

Laurie: I feel like people respect my ideas more when they think they came out of magazines.
Ellie: No.

Ellie: (to Jules about the coffee) It's 7:45am why are you not already serving us?

Jules: Sleepy show is canceled tonight.
Ellie: Damn it.

Ellie: Wow so it's either college twenty minutes away in Sarasota or twenty hours away in California. Which one do you want him to go to?
Jules: Doesn't really matter what I want. It's his choice.
Travis: The weather is so good in California.
Jules: Yeah, and it also has earthquakes and race riots. So you know, everybody just calm down.
Ellie: And there it is.

Ellie: Andy, punishment for cheating?
Andy: Removing my own genitalia with garden shears while you watch.

Sara: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.
Ellie: Marry me.

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Cougar Town Quotes

Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!

Wooo! How can I do woo wrong?

Jules
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