Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf.

That baby is a Schrute, and unless somebody taught Mose sex, that baby is mine.

Oscar: Don't you wanna see the baby?
Dwight: Why? I know what Angela and the Senator look like. I can mash that up in my head right now.

He remembers Toby, the most forgettable man in the known world.

You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to beg for mercy. You have the right to request judgment by combat. Dwight's rights.

I can't believe that let someone like you serve on a jury. Makes me question the whole judicial system.

Erin: Dwight, are chemistry is really clicking. We work so well together.
Dwight: I know. I could just bang you right now.

Erin: What is the most romantic possible thing?
Dwight: We can get some chicken fights going in the pool.

Robert: Alligators are dinosaurs Dwight. You know that right?
Dwight: Mmmm, it's complicated.

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