Now you're locked in a prison bus and your woman drips with beverage.

No nobbies, no probbies. Nice try Jim.

It's a wire people. I'm not buying it a fur coat.

People laughed at Klingon at first, and now you can major in it.

Ah, French. It's a great language...if you're a chain smoking acrobat.

They say you only live once, and I'm about to prove it.

Dwight: Is there a belt above black?
Jim: You should ask him. It's a color you would never expect.

Phyllis: What's he doing?
Dwight: He's searching out younger gays.

You told me there was a rule. I could have choked so many people by now!

Dwight: Jim, tell him wear he can stick his grapes.
Jim: In the fridge!

I wonder if king size sheets are called presidential sized in England. I really should have a tweeter account.

Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity.

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I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

Andy

If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then everyday would be un de donkfest!

Dwight
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