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Now you're locked in a prison bus and your woman drips with beverage.

No nobbies, no probbies. Nice try Jim.

It's a wire people. I'm not buying it a fur coat.

People laughed at Klingon at first, and now you can major in it.

Ah, French. It's a great language...if you're a chain smoking acrobat.

They say you only live once, and I'm about to prove it.

Dwight: Is there a belt above black?
Jim: You should ask him. It's a color you would never expect.

Phyllis: What's he doing?
Dwight: He's searching out younger gays.

You told me there was a rule. I could have choked so many people by now!

Dwight: Jim, tell him wear he can stick his grapes.
Jim: In the fridge!

I wonder if king size sheets are called presidential sized in England. I really should have a tweeter account.

Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity.

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I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

Andy

Robert: You want a three and a half day weekend for Columbus Day?
Andy: Yes I do.
Robert: And you are aware Columbus and his legions committed genocide against an entire civilization of Native Americans?
Andy: I don't care.

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