Wilson: What are you doing?
House: Canoeing, but I seem to be taking on water.

Dr. Wilson: Wait a minute, is that acutally a check for him?
House: No. It's a giant novelty item for winning the lottery. You're just standing really far away.

House: Some idiot I went to med school with keeps leaving messages. Wants to drop by for lunch.
Dr. Wilson: So tell him no.
House: It's complicated.
Dr. Wilson: It's too complicated for you to tell someone you don't like to screw off? That's practically your hobby.

Wilson: If there's any Karma in this, he's probably happier than you are.
House: Good point.

You can't sleep in your own office, or bedroom for that matter?

Wilson: Gregory House, will you marry me?
House: This is unexpected.

House: You're invoking the guy code?
Wilson: We're guys. It's a code.

Wilson: Can I talk to you for a second?
House: I'm interrogating a suspect.

Wilson: We're not gay!
Neighbor: Seriously?

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