Wilson: Oh, sand art! I used to love this stuff!
House: He's bitter, not mentally handicapped.

This is one of the symptoms of working for House. You start seeing zebras everywhere.

Foreman: We have a problem.
Wilson: Does it limp?

I can understand your confusion. I ate a baby for lunch today.

[To Dr. Park] You have to give him something he values more than honor. And you should update your resume.

The thing is House, I don't like you.

Wilson: You're forging my name on prescriptions again.
House: No. Because what you just said implied I stopped.

Dr. Wilson: You're an ass.
House: What, for trying to walk on a freshly mangled leg? Performing surgery on myself? For thinking I could solve my emotional problems with rat medicine? If you're gonna nag, at least have the decency to be specific.

Somehow in your knee-jerk, juvenile way, you tripped and fell into an actual adult response to this.

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