Dean Pelton Quotes
Dean Pelton: I'm inclined to agree with the man in uniform.
Jeff: Shocker.
I just heard from the Guiness rep. He's not coming. He's been fired in what he described as the world's biggest mistake.
Everyone wins. Except Abed. But, you know, not everyone can win.
Did you know Greendale students are technically in the Army Reserve? Let's say a little prayer for peace.
Pierce: I assume you are familiar with the Greendale bylaws.
Dean Pelton: I am not.
I don't know who told you that pouting was an option with me, but all you're making me feel is a hatred for Renee Zelweggeer.
Dean Pelton: If you had hit a small student, they could have died.
Chang: I wouldn't do that. I have a heavy flashlight for them.
And to think I let him captain my magic carpet in my dream last night.
The Glee club is at Westside Hospital recuperating from a collective nervous breakdown.
Luis Guzman: What the f*ck is that?
Dean Pelton: Oh that's a possum, once you spend some time with them you'll see they're just big gentle rats.
This isn't Hollywood Pierce. If it were these glasses would be tinted and I'd be friends with Stevie Nicks too.
The students here mean well they really do, but what Greendale has always needed is a miracle.
