Jackie: Hey, you never know.
Danny: You know there's a reason that's a lottery slogan.

I feel like I look like my sister's creepy ex-husband.

Jackie: He knows his rights.
Danny: I hate when that happens.

You know that thing that kids have about their parents sex lives. It kind of never really goes away.

I'm not in the mood to take no for an answer.

Her life's never going to be the same.

Jackie: The mother did a dime for distribution.
Danny: Real family values.

Look at the bright side. You still get to catch bad guys.

Jackie: You guys get together every week to eat and fight. You sure you're not Italian?
Danny: Nope Irish. We just drink a little more.

Somebody should protest the Mets calling themselves a professional sports team.

Danny: How can you be sure the drug always gets to the patient.
Pharmacist: Well, because if it didn't, you'd hear the screams when they cut them open.

Dinner, Tribeca restaurant...$600. Shoes, Bergdorf men's department...$750. Paying it off with your dead wife's fortune...priceless.

Blue Bloods Quotes

Eddie: Other than your parents, who is the most influential person in your life and why?
Jamie: Joe, because he encouraged me to go for what I really want, instead of what other people wanted for me. I think he recognized that I spend a lot of time trying to make other people happy.
Eddie: Not in this partnership.

Only a fool seeks peace by inciting violence.

Frank