I'm not in the mood to take no for an answer.

Her life's never going to be the same.

Jackie: The mother did a dime for distribution.
Danny: Real family values.

Look at the bright side. You still get to catch bad guys.

Jackie: You guys get together every week to eat and fight. You sure you're not Italian?
Danny: Nope Irish. We just drink a little more.

Somebody should protest the Mets calling themselves a professional sports team.

Danny: How can you be sure the drug always gets to the patient.
Pharmacist: Well, because if it didn't, you'd hear the screams when they cut them open.

Dinner, Tribeca restaurant...$600. Shoes, Bergdorf men's department...$750. Paying it off with your dead wife's fortune...priceless.

The biggest mistake we can make is to pretend that my gun does not exist in this house.

It's Staten Island, we're not exactly known for turning the other cheek.

The little boy you raped, you think he's better now?

So your uncle got that gun for protection, huh? What was he expecting, an army?