Don’t tell me what I can’t do.

Stefan: Well, this looks promising.
Damon: Eh. I’ve seen worse.

Bonnie: If you think this means you’re forgiven…
Damon: I am SO forgiven!

I'm sorry. I must have the wrong number because I dialed 'H' for 'Hero.'

Hey, now that you're in charge, I just wanna say thanks. I've actually got a pretty good track record with the sheriffs in this town.

Take it from the guy who supposedly got it all and is sitting with bubkis. Stop moping about who are not and start being the guy you are.

Alaric: They’re together. Bonnie and Enzo. They are together.
Damon: They’re together as in someone kidnapped Bonnie Bennett and brainwashed her into a relationship with Enzo, or…

Damon: So all’s forgiven?
Stefan: Not by a long shot.

Damon: Alright, brother. Time to go.
Stefan: Not a minute too soon. This place is dead.

Damon: This is not how you are going to die, Stefan Salvatore.
Stefan: Alone in the wilderness, trapped in the frozen corpse of an alcoholic murderer?

Damon: Are you mad?
Stefan: Yes.
Damon: Do you resent me?
Stefan: Yes.
Damon: Good. Then get up and come kick my ass yourself.

Damon: You want me to say what we both already know? Fine. I’m selfish. I’m angry. I’m impatient. And yes, until I met Elena, I wasn’t interested in doing the right thing for anybody.
Stefan: Your brother included.
Damon: My brother included.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.

Damon

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon