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Archer

Nothing is over! Nothing! You don't just turn it off!

Officer: The First Lady and I are having an affair.
Cyril: Damn, dog! That was my B.

I couldn't hear you over the sound of this gigantic freakin' tank!

Well, one's thing for sure. If I had to do it over, I'd be a dictator.

(imitating Malory) Cyril, shut up and find the vehicle..meh-heh-heh...I'm a hateful shrew.

Lana: You think I'm Ally Sheedy?!
Cyril: Ally Sheedy would have been WAY more likely to get pregnant in High School.

Cyril: Archer! Alligators or your mother?
Archer: What's the difference? They're both cold-blooded, prehistoric monsters

Archer: Whatever happened to "Team Archer?"
Cyril: Please tell me that was never a real thing to you

Cyril: Well, you did set the raft on fire.
Ray: Oh my God, you always take his side!
Cyril: I never, ever, EVER take his side!

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