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Warehouse-13

Artie: You're still an expert at breaking and entering.
Claudia: It's like stealing a bicycle.

Claudia: That's why it's a 24-hour stopwatch because Magellan was the first one to sail all around the world.
Artie: So you actually paid attention in fifth grade?
Claudia: Yes, now think back to your youth, and try to remember what he said to you on deck the night he crossed the International Date Line.

Claudia: What do you want me to do?
Pete: Break into a large depository filled with mystical artifacts located in the South Dakota Badlands.
Claudia: Warehouse 13? I've been trying to hack into that place for years. One condition.
Pete: Name it.
Claudia: When we're done I get him. [Nods to Artie]
Pete: Deal.
Artie: Hey!
Pete: Relax. She shots you all the time; it's your thing.

Claudia: How long have you two been partners?
Myka: 3 hours.
Pete: 3 years.

Not now Gramps, I'm being awesome.

Okay, it razzled, I'm dazzled. Now let's find your brush, my compass, and we'll get you some courage.

What I know is I'm tired of arbitrary rules. The metronome is for Steve, I'm bringing him back.

Claudia: No, I've known about the Pete cave forever, who do you think keeps it stocked with cream soda?
Pete: Really, that was you?

Did you just Mrs. Frederick me?

That would be lying and if there is one thing I would never do...

Cashier: That's weird.
Claudia: Not when you get to know us.

Yeah, not exactly the adjective I'd use right now.

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