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Modern-family

I have 3 kids, I've been tired since 2005.

I take my eye off the ball for one minute and I've got one kid in a coma, one with a black eye, and one running a crime ring.

Turns out I've had my super-Dunphy all along.

Phil I think those are jazz shoes.

Claire: None of you believe me so I got proof. You should all be sucking it right now!
Gloria: Claire, please, enough with the sucking it! They're children!

Phil: Guess it's just one of those things that we'll never know, like what really happened to the Titanic.
Claire: It hit an iceberg.
Phil: Maybe.

Sweetheart I would love to be wrong, but I don't live with the right people for that.

Claire: Could you grab an extra virgin-
Phil: I think one's enough for the sacrifice.

Phil: Hey momma bear, you okay?
Claire: Not with momma bear I'm not.

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